Most games don’t ask you to do absolutely nothing for twelve minutes, but that’s exactly how long her story goes for. Put away your guns, sit down and shut up as Grandma Flexington tells you a long (looong) story. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions as everyone turns down the invite and you end up at the world’s most awkward party ever.īut hey, you still get a party! There’s music, pizza, streamers and the satisfaction that comes from knowing that you’re the nicest person in this hell hole. You help the overenthusiastic robot Claptrap organise his birthday party because YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND. The last of us can suck it the most heartbreaking video game moment of all time is when claptrap invites you to his birthday party and nobody else shows up

Moments later, there’s a gunshot from behind the door.Įven robots have birthdays and even the most annoying robot in the world gets sad if nobody comes to their party. Ever the romantic, you set off to take some inspirational photos (and get him a nudie mag in case his poem doesn’t work – his words).įinished poem in hand, you deliver it to Daisy who, speechless at such a romantic gesture, excuses herself to her house.

Rough-around-the-edges mechanic Scooter hires you to help him write a love poem to woo a pretty woman named Daisy. Tiny Tina sends you out to deliver invitations and collect party supplies, and because this party is going to be off the chain, it’s crashed by a few hordes of bandits that you need to take out.Īs discussed, good intentions don’t go far on Pandora.

Until you defend it by shooting people in their faces, I mean. If you haven’t figured out that a) you have to shoot this guy in the face and b) Borderlands 2 is a masterpiece of storytelling then I just don’t know what to tell you.įor a game all about shooting people in their faces, this mission to help a little girl plan a tea party with her friends is surprisingly wholesome. Look, I don’t know what else to tell you about this mission.

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